.women.

I have a myriad of thoughts flowing through my mind lately, but I couldn't locate sufficient time to jot them down. I feel guilty. After all the delays, I am anxious to make up for lost time. So, bit by bit, I'll put pen to "paper" as to what I have in mind.

I read a rather true list in a magazine the other day, it echos the mind of women, especially mine. Cynical it might be, but accurate.

"What women want!
1. Self-cleaning cars
2. Self-inflating tyres
3. Built-in shoe cabinet in the trunk
4. Massage functions for the driver seat
5. Cars that provide parking instructions or park themselves"

I must confess. I desperately want a self-cleaning car. It is bothering me every now and then. Dad nags me. Mom does too. In the end, it'll be left as it was. Filthy dirty, from the outside. My car looks damn embarrassing, and yet I somehow lack the enthusiasm to give it a bath. Sorry Sparky for having such a lackadaisical owner. I am remorseful, I'll get you cleaned asap.

Woman. A species brilliantly well at elucidating.

From one point, the list above is the best illustration of a cynical comment made to the women at large. At first glance, it signifies the fact that we’re either lack of common sense or we’re ignorant dummies. But, from our point of view, why couldn't it be of the mere fact that we just are not good at mastering the power of machinery.We admit to our shortcomings and we flaunt our aptitude for doing what we are good at. We do not boast. People love pinpointing on how girls suck at machines. But, why?

By assuming we're vulnerable? Think twice.

A woman’s cognitive ability is way different from guys. I used to believe in equal rights, but now I view it as a fallacy to motivate these species. By saying this, I mean there are times where F overshadows M. Human beings are ingenious, but only when comparison sits in, we strive beyond our boundaries. Women aren’t ignorant, we choose wisely. We have a better choice of what to think of. It’s well said that woman is good at multitasking. Too bad, we excel. So guys, please don’t blame us for having too much to think of. It is god-gifted.

Women are demanding but for we know exactly what we need. Women are domineering, not because we’re dogmatic but for we rationalize better. Men erred at concluding that women are emotional. We go "emo" for the right reasons. Thus I conclude that it's indeed a colossal task to develop the empathy between men and women. Randomly this was what written on a sign thingy that I bought from Australia.

“Abolish divorce, stay single.”

I was impressed with the statement maker. But, I’ll never give up for I am a goal-getter. I believe in love. I believe in marriage. I told you, woman gets “emo” for the right reasons. I don’t want this entry to be remembered for its polemic rather than its substance. So to round up, I am glad to be a woman.

Sorry as my points are sequentially in a mess, well, *idiosyncratic flow of thought*, remember? That's me, THE woman. Okay, I hope I'm going to wash my car really soon.